Pope Don't Come, but Maliia Can!

You know the pope went to Turkey a few days ago. I was reading an article about how a lot of the Turkish people were protesting in the streets shouting "Pope don't come" and I thought it was really nice of them to support and encourage his vows of chastity like that. Especially when you consider that they guy probably has a backup of over seventy years worth of supply.

Speaking of cum, I love to have orgasms. Do you like the way I transitioned from talking about the Pope to my orgasms? Very skillful huh? Anyway, I have them every chance I get and frankly, I've always been able to cum very easily and many times. Maybe that's why I love sex so much and I'm such a naughty little whore. I think most women probably don't cum nearly as easily as I do and some don't cum at all. I'm pretty sure that those women who find it harder or impossible to orgasm don't find sex nearly as important or valuable as I do. In addition to cumming easily, I also get wet easily. Seriously, just a touch or a word can get my little pussy totally juicing. I guess if you take the point of view that everyone was created for a given purpose, the fact that I have such a huge sex drive combined with how easily I get wet and how easily I cum all seems to point to the fact that being a little fucktoy is definately my calling.

I don't think I've ever faked an orgasm. I've had a few times when it just didn't happen for me. There can be a lot of reasons why I might not orgasm though incuding stress, lack of sleep, alcohol and the big one for me, if I've cum a lot in the last day or so already, then it starts to get a little more difficult. If it doesn't happen for me then I'm okey with that but I don't want to fake it because that turns the whole sexual act into just a performance rather than an enjoyable event. Sure, it can be argued that in the whole mating dance big picture, we're all acting to one degree or another, either to get someone into bed even once we're there, that we know what we're doing.

Some women who have a lot of trouble cumming though do fake their orgasms. There's a lot of reasons for this as you can imagine. Sometimes like it was said on the Seinfeld show a while back, it's enough already and you just want to get some sleep. I feel like this sometimes when I'm with someone who doesn't quite have a good skill level and he's pounding away at me like I'm an oil well or something. At some point you just want to say okey, let's just move on. Actually, my thought in that situation when I'm laying on my back and a guy is pushing into me like he's digging up pavement is that I wish this guy would just go ahead and cum so we can be done with this. I guess I'm fortunate that I don't hit that situation very often. Most of the time the guys I end up with are pretty good in bed and have good skills and creativity. It doesn't happen often to me that I get a dud but you know, you drive enough cars and you're bound to get a bad one every once in a while. Same with men. You fuck enough of them and every once in a while you'll hit one who just isn't quite getting it done right.

Some girls find it easier just to get themselves off but they're self conscious about doing it front of someone else or maybe they think their lover will take it as an insult that he can't get her off and she needs a couple of C batteries and a toy to do it. See, that's where the issue really sets in though, faking an orgasm to spare someone else's feelings. Here's the thing that I need to emphasize more than anything. Just because a girl fakes an orgasm, that doesn't mean that the guy did a bad job. As I said before, there's a lot of reasons why a girl might not be able to cum at that time and her reason for doing the fake, which I personally don't do but I understand the thought, might be because she cares about the guy or his feelings and wants for him to feel good. Everyone likes to feel good, right?

So, its true that a girl faking her orgasm doesn't necessarily mean that the guy did a bad job, he may have done a great job but if the girl was me, maybe she already got fucked ten times in the last twenty-four hours and has had so many orgasms already that she'd need a professor from Cal Tech to figure out the total. Just as that's true, the opposite is true too. Just because a girl has an orgasm, that doesn't mean the guy did a good job. Now this is one I have a lot of experience with. I practically cum when a breeze hits me just the right way, so let's face it, I'm easy to please and a guy doesn't have to be a great lover or have great technique or experience or whatever to make me cum. Chances are, if I haven't had sex in a day and I'm even moderately turned on, it'll happen for me. Certainly if the guy is highly skilled or we're doing something really exciting like I'm in bondage or being humiliated at the time or whatever, then not only will my orgasms be significantly stronger and harder and last longer, but I'll have more of them. Still, the guy who thinks he's drilling an oil well between my legs could still get me off, but that doesn't mean he's any good. Nevertheless, the second situation certainly makes the guys feel pretty good about themselves. You know, they can feel like hey they're great lovers because they got me off. Yeah, that's a big feat. You're fucking a girl who has days when she practically cums thinking dirty thoughts of Spongebob Squarepants and you're patting yourself on the back that five minutes of pounding her made her cum. Woo woo! The problem with this is that if the guy thinks his technique or lack thereof is getting the girl off then he won't have any motivation or understanding of the need to improve.

Personally I'm all about being pro-active and improving myself. If I'm not 100% perfect, that leaves room for getting better. I know some people take the attitude that if its good enough to work, then leave it alone, but not me! I consider myself to be a very good little cocksucker for example. I'm the girl you told jokes about in high school who could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I don't know if I'd do that, but believe me, I'm a girl who's got skills. Still, I learn new techniques and ways of doing things all the time so I always try to improve my game. Of course I do have one advantage which is as a girl, when I'm with a guy I pretty much know when he's excited and I know when he cums. It's really obvious and it's very difficult, though not impossible, for him to fake it. Believe me, when my little brown face is covered in sticky white cum, I know he at least orgasmed. Of course the one thing I don't know is if he came all over my face because I was just that good, or if it was because he'd cum if a strong enough wind came up. In that case, I guess us girls may have something in common with the boys after all.