Maliia's Thoughts on Beauty Queen Makeout Sessions

I don't think there's a lot I can really say about the whole Miss USA issue that hasn't been said already. I was talking about this with a friend and while I agreed that drugs are bad and its particularly bad for a role model type to be taking them if in fact that's what happened. But seriously, if we can't teach girls that it's perfectly acceptable in our society to make out with other girls, particularly when they're gorgeous beauty queens, then what has our country really come to? Believe me that making out with girls is just as fun for the girls as it is for all the horny men who are standing around watching them rub their tongues together. I know this from lots and lots of personal experience of making out with hot girls in public.

See, this is why I don't think I ever had a shot at being a beauty queen. I could have been one too. One of my friends when I was growing up was Miss Maui and went on to be a finalist at Miss Hawaii. I could have done that. I'm a lot cooler than she is and not to be too modest or anything but I'm told I'm a lot sexier too! Of course at the time I was busy surfing and trying to prove that I could kick any guy's ass. Hey, when you're a petite girl and 5'2 or so and involved with a very male dominated sport, sometimes you have to get more assertive and fight for your place you know? So that's what I was doing. Even then though I had already started playing with other girls and I was starting to realize my interest in bondage. I knew I loved to be tied or chained up and I knew I loved to be controlled, I was just starting to figure out the details of what I specifically liked and didn't like and why I liked it.

Oh sure, I got invited to compete for Miss Maui but I turned it down. My mother tried to force me into a beauty pageant once but it was like a trip to the dentist for me. After that I never wanted to go back. My little sister Analei got into all that girly girl stuff. She loved the pageants, fashion shows, Barbie Dolls. The whole thing. Anyway, it's just as well that I never got into being a beauty queen because I'm pretty sure that my lifestyle would make Miss USA look positively tame. Maybe that's really what she needs to restore her girl next door rolemodel image. Have someone like me come along who wears tight fetish clothes and skimpy slut outfits in public, loves to be chained up and humliated and practically fucks anything that moves, male or female, and suddenly she's starting to look pretty wholesome!

Frankly I think the pageant is stuck in the past anyway and needs an update. Sure, they've got the evening gown and the swimsuit competition, but where you really start to seperate the contestants should be in competitions for stripper dancing and tongue kissing the other beauty queens. I'm pretty sure the ratings would go through the roof, though the pageant may have to switch to HBO to really show the detail of the new competitions.

I'm glad she got a second chance, maybe this means if I see her in a bar with her legs wrapped around a dance pole, she'll want to come make out with me and maybe let me use my strap-on on her. Besides, do we really want some whitewashed do-gooder who yammers on about world peace and feeding the hungry representing the USA or wouldn't a hot chick who spends most of the pageant trying to nail Miss Thailand be a far better choice. I'm going with the second one, I'd definately watch that!