A Girl With a Bald Pussy Has Nothing to Hide Behind!

I have no hair on my pussy. I know for many of you this may not exactly be breaking news. Granted, most people don't go around talking about how much pubic hair they have but in the past I've had no problem telling people about it. I haven't taken out a billboard yet just to make sure that those few people who may not yet have heard about the condition or lack of pubic hair can consider themselves to be well informed, but it is the kind of information I try to work into polite conversation at dinner parties whenever possible. You know how that talk goes, I think its something like "so Maliia, what have you been up to lately, besides of course being a cocksucking little bondage porn whore?" To which of course I respond "oh not much but are you aware of just how smooth and delightful my pussy is since I have no public hair? Oh you simply must give it a feel".

I've actually kept my pussy hairless for a long time now, so true, this isn't a new thing. I started out several years ago in steps. See, the fun thing about a woman's pubic hair is that its a great way to get your creativity out. It wasn't long after it started growing in when I was a teen that I started trying to shape it into something more interesting than just a disorganized patch of hair. I always kept the hair nicely trimmed of course but I started doing designs like hearts, arrows and one time I even did an "M" (for Maliia of course). After a while though I worked the creativity out and was starting to look at how all the girls in Hustler and Penthouse kept their pubic hair so I started going with the "landing strip". Just a nice little strip of hair right over my pussy. I figured that there should be something there to help guys figure out where to go. After all, I know they aren't going to ask for directions or anything. After a while though I realizesd that the landing strip really wasn't all that effective at making sure that guys could find my fun holes, either they found them or they got lost on the way but the strip didn't make much difference. Besides, at that point I was really getting into heavier bondage and body modification and I knew that good little slavegirls shouldn't have any pubic hair at all because it makes their tight little juicy holes more visible and available. Plus to be honest the idea of walking around with a bald pussy really turned me on. Not only was it a little humiliating at first, especially to think if I hooked up with someone and they would see my bald little cunt, but also it made me feel more vulnerable. Let's face it, when you can hide behind things it gives you a lot more confidence than when it's just all out there for everyone to see. Even if what you're hiding behind is a patch of pubic hair and the thing that's trying to hide is a pussy, the effect is the same. Of course at this point I've been hairless for so long and SO many people, men, women, friends, strangers and everyone else has seen my bald pussy that I don't really think in terms of humiliation about it anymore. It's just there you know? I drop my pants and I look like a little girl and if I spread my legs a little you definately get a great view of me, my little pink lips hanging down and if I'm really humiliated or in public, you might even see a little white liquid slowly dripping out of it too. Delicious huh?

Anyway, so I was saying that I started out by shaving but of course it would grow back in pretty fast and leave stubble and start to itch and its a little wierd to be walking down the street scratching your pussy. I definately turned heads like that and I wonder if it was the fact that I was scratching my pussy or the fact that people thought I was such a horny little bitch in heat that I couldn't control myself and I had to play with myself even walking down the street. If only they knew the truth which was that although I wasn't playing but scratching, I am that horny little bitch who probably would walk and rub myself if I thought I could get away with it. Well, clearly shaving wasn't a good long term solution, so I started to go with waxing which lasts a lot longer but is really a pain. Again there's a nice humiliation issue because although I can wax myself, it can be hard to make sure I get everything. So really to do this right, it's good to have someone else do it and to have someone working on your pussy but in a non-sexual way is kind of a let down.

The final solution and frankly it's one that I've been gravitating toward for a while now, is permanent removal. Now this is a big time pain that takes forever and is not comfortable at all. It would be nice if I could put a creme on like in my stories that permanently removes the hair, but it doesn't work that way. Now for all this talk about pubic hair you might be thinking that if I let myself go I'd have a jungle down there with monkeys and elephants running around but the truth is that I'm very lucky that even letting my hair grow in, it comes in very sparse anyway. That's good because it means there's not as much to kill. I'm just not a hairy girl in general. I know some guys like hairy girls but I'm not one of them. Sorry! Anyway, I'm at a point where I really don't have to do much with my pubic hair to keep myself bald. I still have a lot more to do of course but I'm getting there.

I also know that there's a lot of people who have a shaving fetish. The confusion I have is about whether the fetish is seeing a girl with no pubic hair and a totally bald pussy, or is the fetish about actually seeing the girl shave it? You know, going from lots of hair and then adding the shaving cream and slowly removing the hair with the razor and then finally towelling off and revealing a perfectly bald pussy. For me, I love men and women with no hair down there. Totally love it. Watching the actual act of hair removal I don't care about but if I see another girl with a bald pussy, I totally drool (if she's cute of course) because I can almost feel my tongue running around on that little cunt of hers.

I also said I liked men with little or no pubic hair. Most guys consider even trimming their hair down there to be something they don't want to get into so they end up with total jungles. What they don't get is that I don't care how big or small your cock is, if you get rid of the jungle or at least thin it out a bit and get it under control, your cock will look HUGE. I'm not kidding. I hooked up with a guy maybe a year ago who had the misfortunate combination of a smaller size cock with a total jungle. I convinced him to shave it all off and when he came out, it looked totally respectable. I was stunned! I'm like wow, now that's a cock! The other added benefit of having a guy who's shaven is that I can give blowjobs and lick his balls and all kinds of other things without having to pick pubic hairs out of my mouth every 10 seconds. Seriously, I love to give blowjobs as much as I love to lick pussy but what drives me crazy is the stupid little hairs that come off in your mouth and then you have to get them off your tongue and its just annoying. Seriously. I could suck a cock that has no hair much longer and much better than a hairy situation down there. So that's the nice extra benefit, your girl, slave, wife, whatever will not only be impressed by the perception of increased size but she'll also have a much more enjoyable time sucking on your cock. I know I would.

So now that you know the full story about my pussy hair and my thoughts on pubic hair on others, I guess I can cancel that full page ad in the Wall Street Journal I had planned to announce the current condition of my bald little pussy. Too bad too because it definately would make that paper a lot more fun to read.