How Many Ways Can You Call Me a Slut Whore?

A while back I did a post about my period and since I'm a young, healthy girl who goes through this process once a month its not exactly a secret that its something that I have to deal with. I talked about it a little and my conclusions were that I get really horny during that time for some reason and that regarding sex with a girl who is riding the white pony, people seem to fall into three catagories. Those who love it and have a total fetish for it, those who will do it because they like the girl a lot (or are just really horny and don't care) and finally those who whether they see that time as a normal natural thing or a gross thing, find the idea of having sex with a girl on her period to be something they just don't want to do. Interestingly enough though, a lot of people who said they fell into the third catagory still volunteered to fuck me anyway when my Aunt Flo comes to town.

You're probably wondering what the point of all that was, maybe it was just a recap of a previous topic. Well of course it was, but I didn't write this entry to talk about my period but rather to talk about the entry in which I talk about my period, or more specifically all of the creative euphemisms I came up with for my period. You might remember I had all kinds like Aunt Flo, the Crimson Tide, riding the white pony and I must have had at least half a dozen others. I could have been even more creative with it but you know, you get to a point in which its enough.

Still though, I woke up this morning thinking about all of the euphemisms for other things too like sex and sexual organs and other things. Its amazing to me how many different ways we can think of to come up with saying the same thing. I mean really, what's wrong with us! Clearly we must have sex on the brain. It's like the eskimos with I don't know how many words they have for snow but I think they have no idea about coconut. So, the really gorgeous girl I was sleeping with and (and yes we did more than sleep...she was delicious in every way but that's a different story for a different entry!) I decided to put together a list of the ones I thought were either well known or really cool and if you have any to add, then let's hear it. The truth is that the list got way out of control. I thought it was only going to be a few things for each of the subjects but we just kept coming up with stuff and honestly, a lot of it I didn't even list here because I tried to go mostly with the things that I thought were funny or creative. You've probably heard all of these but maybe there's one that will be new to you. Anyway, I hope you enjoy some of these terms as much as I did. Gah, sometimes I have way too much time on my hands.

Terms for Fucking Maliia (or anyone else for that matter)
Riding the Baloney Pony, Playing Hide the Salami, No Pants Dance, Ride The Skin Bus To Tuna Town, Feed The Kitty, Bury The Weasel, Beast with two backs, Sinking the Titanic, Team pushups, You've got male, Saving Ryan's privates, Eating at the Y, Give the monkey a banana, Vaginal bungee jumping.

More of That Time of the Month:
A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy , Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara, Clean-Up in Aisle One , Massacre at the Y, Game Day for the Crimson Tide , Panty Shields Up, Captain! , Taking Carrie to the Prom , Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

For Guys:
Dating Rosie and her Five Sisters, Spanking the monkey, Auditioning the Hand Puppet, Attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior, Audition your hand puppet, Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger, Be your own best friend, Beat the bishop, Beat the bologna, Beat the meat, Burp the worm,
Calling down for more mayo, Charm the snake, Check for testicular cancer, Choke Kojak, Choke the chicken, Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come, Cleaning out your account, Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela, Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college, Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne, Lubricating the love monkey, Make the bald man puke, Making the world safe for democracy, Much a goo about nothing,
Play five against one, Play in a one-man show, Play pocket pool, Play tag with the pink torpedo, Polish the rocket, Prime the pump, Sailing the mayonnaise seas, Distributing the secret sauce, Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube, Stroke the one-eyed burping gecko, Take matters into your own hands

Since I spent so much time on the guys and after all, it was two girls who probably masturbate way more than the average girl should, how about when I play with myself.

For the Girls:
Auditioning the finger puppets, Buffin' the muffin, Cuddle your clit, Churning butter, Clam bake for one, Cuddling the kitty, Dialing the rotary phone, Digging for clam, Double clicking your mouse, Engaging in a hot button issue, Fingerpainting, Fucking without complications, Get a date with slick mittens, Giving the fuzzy bunny a carrot, Giving yourself the finger, Having sex with someone you love, Lovin' your oven, Parting the Pink Sea, Play the clitar, Playing couch hockey for one, Plumbing the bottomless pit of passion, Walk through the valley of love, Paddle the pink canoe .

and of course no list would be complete without a few terms to describe your favorite little brown skinned fucktoy: Box of assorted creams, Municipal cockwash (that's all we could think of for me which is fine because maybe you guys can be more creative).

Anyway, sure, we could have gone on and on with this by thinking of all the names for pussies, cocks, tits, whores, whatever but we had to draw a line somewhere! So have a good time and share your thoughts if you want to, I love hearing from you either with comments here or post a message in the forum section if you want!