My Pussy by Any Other Name Would Still Taste As Sweet!

Some of you liked what I had to say about the whole markets and investing thing but for most I think it was a big yawnfest. Oh well. Hey, even when I'm interesting most people don't react that much so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised huh?

You know there are a good number of girls out there who get offended if you use the word cunt? See, I've never gotten that but for them, this is like the ultimate bad word. It's so bad that its been relegated up there with fuck as something you can only use the first letter of because any more than one letter is just too much. You know, its the 'c' word or the 'f' word. See, you can do that because everyone knows what you're talking about. If you say oh that girl over there is the 'c' word, you don't think the four letter word being referenced to is cute. After all, we can say cute, it doesn't bother anyone, but if you say cunt, people freak out.

Personally I don't have a problem with the word. I don't really use it myself but I don't care if other people use it. If someone calls me a cunt (which in a way they wouldn't understand is accurate because I'm so sexually charged that I am basically a walking pussy with a fuck me now sign tattoo'd to my head) then its like they called me a bitch or whatever. Same thing. Whatever. Other girls sometimes will refer to their pussies as their cunt or my cunt or her cunt. I was chatting with a Mistress friend of mine this morning and we were talking about some ideas for doing a scene together and she said that she wanted to chain me down to a padded horse and rub my cunt through my panties. That sounds fine to me. Granted, I would have said pussy, but its all good. I like the word pussy and I use it a lot. Cunt is a little too crude for me and vagina sounds way too clinical. On the other hand, pussy is erotic and fun while still having really positive connotations.

I have other words like this too. Like most girls I usually refer to my boobs. I like boobs, its fun and not too sexually explicit so you can talk about your boobs out in public and no one will care. Oddly, if you say the word tits instead in the same conversation, heads will turn and people will mutter under their breath. You know, "oh for shame that nasty little oriental whore who keeps talking about her tits". Of course if they bothered to look they'd see that my tits are so small that I really don't have much to talk about. Still, I like the word tits sometimes. Its naughty, erotic and a little bit crude without being as crude as say the word cunt.

I tend to shy away from clinical terms though. We already talked about how while I may have a vagina with an easily stimulated clitoris, I'll always call it my pussy and clit. Same with my ass. You can also call that my backdoor, third hole, whatever turns you on as long as you use it right? We're not going to call it my rectum or anus. That's kind of boring to me. I mean come on, if you're going to fuck me in the ass at least you could call it something interesting right? Though I guess for some people, using a clinical term for a deviant sexual act may be a turn on as well. Hey, why not. I'm just saying how it is for me.

I've always wondered though why some words are bad and some are not. And then of course as society changes, what we consider bad changes too. Hell and damn used to be curse words, now you can weave them into polite conversation without skipping a beat. When I play tennis and there's children around and I miss a shot, I have to scream fudge, frick or some other variation. Come on, we all know what I meant here. Isn't it the context and not the word itself that's offensive? Are we really offended when I say "what the fuck are you doing?" as compared to "hey, wanna fuck me and my cute sister?" Maybe as a society its just further proof that we're spending way too much time focusing on insignificant crap that does nothing to better things but it makes us feel better anyway. You can point to dozens of "hot button" political issues that all do the same thing. They don't really change anything but some people think that gosh, if we can just get the 10 commandments into schools (or out of them depending on your point of view) then all of the problems in the schools will magically dissapear. Kind of how saying boobs instead of tits or vagina instead of cunt or pussy makes it into something different. Hey, my pussy is already like candy to anyone lucky enough to sample it, we don't need to come up with words to make it sound any sweeter, then I'd never be able to close my legs!