Bondage Conspiracy Theories

I think I can always tell when I make a really boring post because absolutely no one has anything to say about it. It's kind of like when someone on stage tells a terrible joke and waits for the laughter but instead all he gets is crickets. That's me! I'm that person. Maybe I need an applause sign around somewhere. After I first posted this though, I had to go back and edit it because I saw that a couple of people did leave a comment and I liked them a lot. Hey that was a very hot fantasy and its true, I know all the best beaches on Maui to hang out naked on.

Okey, well no need to dwell on the past, never mind that its my hard work and efforts just to entertain you. Its okey that I spent hours working my fingers to the bone just so you could have a brighter day. I'm learning how to be a Jewish mother type from one of my friends. Is it working yet? I still need to practice, I don't quite have the whole guilt thing down yet. Oh well.

Anyway, this is not what I'm talking about today. Hey, am I the only one who likes a good consiracy theory? Seriously, they can be so fun. I admit, sometimes they get a little out of hand and some of the explanations are a little wild, but I really like the ones that actually make a lot more sense than the story you were told in the first place.

The September 11 Terrorist Attacks are a good example of one where the conspiracy story fits better than the official story. It wasn't terrorists, it was the big C.I.A., the bloods and the crips and the KKK. I think I'm listing to too much hip hop music. Okey, seriously, see, the problem with conspiracy theories though is that there really isn't any proof. If there was, then it wouldn't be conspiracy theory anymore. Kind of like Watergate. That could have been just conspiracy theory even to present day, but because a couple of guys were able to come up with actual proof, it came out as the way things were and the official cover story got blown. At least that's what we were told, maybe that's the conspiracy and the cover up. See, it never ends. Of course in today's environment it seems like even asking questions will get you branded as either a terrorist or unpatriotic. I've never been accused of being one before, but I advocate change of society through pussy power! I wonder if that will get me sent down to Cuba. The most effective thing would be for me just to dress up in tight shiny black fetish outfits and whip the population into submission. I'm not big into being whipped but that doesn't mean I don't know how to use one. I'm actually pretty skilled at that. I can be quite the little dominatrix. Now lick my boots clean you dirty little bitch and don't forget to suck my heels like the cock you wish you had in your mouth. Hey, with an attitude like that, who needs amber alerts right? Am I the only one who is convinced that Laura Bush's quiet little demeanor is just an act. I think she's a total dominatrix who puts George in a collar and on a leash and rides his rear screaming "who's the commander in chief of your ass, slut?" I think I'd like to see that video.

There actually are some interesting resources on September 11 ranging from questioning the actual events of the day like how the buildings fell so perfectly and what happened to the airplane pieces to what the various motivations and connections are between Bush, Bin Laden, Cheney, Haliburton, Iraq, Afganistan, the Caspian Sea, of course the C.I.A. (they tend to star in any good conspiracy theory though lately the theories involving the N.S.A. have been far more interesting).

Have you noticed though that you always seem to have the same players involved everytime. So either they are all involved or its just convenient. Like one of those games where you pick a word from each column and just fill in the blanks with it. Like, today the (CIA, NSA, Mafia, FBI, CDC, WTO) conspired with the (pick another from the same list) to recruit members of the (Skull & Bones, Bohemian Grove, Masons, Rotary Club, McDonalds Drive Thru Lunch Team) to (blow up buildings, take over the government, create a cover up, start a secret war) and blame it on the (KKK, Charlton Heston Fan Club, Michael Moore Blog, Strap on collection in Maliia's Closet). See how nicely that works. Of course that could be part of the conspiracy. To throw so much junk out there that when it really happens most people dismiss it as more implausible, unsupported crap.

So that's the problem, any resources you might see that support the idea of the conspiracy theory lack the most important elements which are proof and credibility. Of course the official story tends to lack evidence as well, I mean come on, are we going to believe that they identified one of the hijackers because his passport fell out of the building and down to the ground totally unscathed? (I remember seeing that story on the news). But because of the sources we tend to automatically assign more credibility to them. I think when something happens you really have to look at the questions of who had the resources and ability to do this, who stood to benefit and how were the players connected.

There were other good conspiracy theories too like the JFK assasination. I never got into that one though because it was way way before I was born. I saw the Kevin Costner movie though but it was way too long, there was no bondage and after about half an hour of hearing "back...and to the left, back...and to the left" I was over it. I did like that quote from the movie though that "treason doth not prosper, for if it does, no one dares to call it treason". That makes a lot of sense to me and related to September 11, if what happened wasn't the official story, then they did a great job of making it so no one would dare to question it or call it anything else.

See, I'm an open minded kind of girl. It's not that I believe everything I read or see, just that I'm open to hearing different points of view. It could be why I like boys and girls, submissive and dominatrix, oral, anal and regular pussy fucking and ball gags, bit gags and ring gags. Hey, I don't judge. So its not that I believe one side or the other, but I'm not afraid to simply pose the question and ask if what we know about a given situation is all we know, or if there are other things that are possible. There's nothing wrong with asking questions.

I was going to go into all the things that I thought were a little weird or didn't make sense to me but I thought that since I'm just a naughty little bondage pet and not an expert or anything, it might be better just to share links to some of the videos and stuff that I thought were really interesting. Here is a good video that I liked: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7218920724339766288
There were some other videos on Google as well that deals with this issue and some are interesting, some are boring and some seem to be put together by total crackpots who make wild accusations without proof of course but also some of the ideas just don't seem to make any sense. Also, if you're interested more in how conspiracy theories work (or why sometimes they don't work, I thought this was an interesting page as well:http://people.howstuffworks.com/conspiracy-theory.htm.

Okey, so I guess that's enough babble about conspiracy theories for now, maybe I'll share more later if there's an interest, though if my webpage accidently goes away or gets knocked offline, well maybe it wasn't an accident but rather "the man" was trying to keep a certain little brown bondage whore down!