Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Riding the White Pony

I was frankly a little surprised that my sex dream that I shared didn't get more comments or attention. I would have thought that a bad little slant eyed bitch like me having such naughty thoughts would have made some of you want to share your response to it. Guess not.

I'm going to tell you something that most women don't share in public and that most men seem to never want to hear about. I'm having my period now. Yes, it's true, I'm riding the white pony. This really shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. After all, I am a healthy young woman and as you might expect, this happens regularly about every 28 days or so.

Still, a lot of guys seem turned off by this. They know its coming. If you have a girlfriend or wife, its pretty much a given that you're going to have to deal with it. Consider yourself lucky if she doesn't have you going to the store to buy supplies for her. Then you have to figure out tampons or pads, heavy flow or low flow and don't even get me started on pads with the wings.

I have to wonder if the biggest concern guys have about this whole issue is what's commonly referred to as PMS. Some girls do get seriously bitchy, its true, others not so much. I'm not really a PMS kind of girl. Rarely do my emotions get out of hand and I generally am pretty happy even when I'm going through it. I think the exercise helps. Sure, a few days before Aunt Flow comes to visit my boobs get sensitive and swollen (which you would think is a good thing given how small my boobs are in the first place) and I feel a little uncomfortable but its not too bad and if it does get to be a pain a couple of Advil do the trick pretty nicely.

So here's where the problem comes in. Most guys that I know of (and certainly girls) consider your amusement park to be closed for maintenance during this time. I guess its the whole blood thing that can be a turn off. I get that. I guess its a cruel joke of nature then that about halfway through my period I start to get horny like you won't believe. I mean I'm always horny, you know that, but this is like uber horny. I'm practically ready to strip down and run down the street rubbing myself against light poles. Nature is oh so cruel, isn't it?

Of course being the girl that I am, I know about all kinds of fetishes and yes there are people out there who enjoy a little "ketchup on the steak". I'm a pretty open minded girl, yes I like to show off my pee and do all kinds of other things, and even though I know I could probably meet some of these fetish people who see a code red as a good thing, I myself still have some mental issues about it. Its not that I think that sex during this time is gross or anything, I'd definately enjoy it, its more a self confidence issue, that I guess I would feel less beautiful because of it. Besides, as much as I don't mind the idea of being fucked while I'm painting the town red, getting oral sex during that time as pleasurable for me as it is, still has some reservations for me. As wild and naughty as I am, I know I wouldn't want to do that to another girl during her time. Would I want to be with the guy or girl who would do that for me? I guess its definately good but also bad at the same time, and it definately would be a solution to being super horny with only myself to satisfy things. Its usually during this time that my wildest fantasies start to look like really good ideas. Things like gangbangs, extreme piercings and other things. I have a feeling that one of these days, I'll get over my time and run out and not stop myself from finishing my transition to "complete and total whore".

There's probably a lot more that I could say on this subject but I think I've babbled on enough for now and besides, I'm starting to run out of menstruation euphamisms anyway. Next time I think of something clever to say about my period though, I'll be sure to share it with you, I know how you're probably sitting on the edge of your seat waiting with unbridled anticipation for the latest update on my monthly flow.

So maybe you're one of these people who gets the shivers just thinking about a girl and her time or maybe you're one of the rare few who gets turned on by it. Either way, I'd love to hear what your thoughts and experiences are with it.

3 Comments:

At 11:00 PM, Rodrick said...

wow i go away for a week and what do I find an awesome sex dream to read about. As for the whole period fetish, I may not be aroused by the thought the menstration, but at the same time I can't say I fear it if I'm with a woman and she wants to have sex during her period, hey if she's ready to go then then who am I to say no lol.

 
At 9:09 AM, latex conservative said...

You're right, Maliia, a woman having a period just turns me off.

To me its psychologically scary because I like to keep the blood loss of my partner in anything I do to NONE (as you can imagine, I do take that Safe, Sane, and Consensual pretty far (Emphasis on all of it)). I think guys can too easily associate the blood down there during the act of sex as damage and trauma, which in mind makes them think of hurting their companion, or worse rape.

As much as a woman can assure me its alright, I just can't get past that. I'm not ashamed to say part of that is the 'guy not wanting to hurt the gal' deal; a concept lost on a lot of people, both sexes, in non-BDSM sex situations in my opinion. Maybe I'm being too sensitive, but that's me; I can't speak for anyone else.

I just give the lady space. I know other things are going on other than the bleeding.

 
At 11:26 PM, Stannous Flouride said...

Okay, first let's get it straight:
It's not blood, it is menstrual fluid
"Although it closely resembles blood, menstrual fluid actually comprises a mixture of tissues and secretions from inside the uterus including water and mucus from the uterine glands, blood from capillaries feeding the endometrium, and the glandular tissue of the endometrium itself."
It is, on average, about 1/3 blood, almost entirely red corpuscles.
Having grown up in the dark ages (and in the boonies) when birth control, including condoms, was almost always unattainable, this was a safe time for having sex and always welcome.
It is not a fetish for Me but doesn't phase me in the least.
(it's all just spit in different colors)
I have eaten more than one sloppy red pussy and only one or two women have objected (that their bodies were flooded with estrogen at the time may have had something to do with it) though most haven't been eager to kiss Me until I wiped the red stuff off my chin. (And I guess it was kind of hard to object to sucking My slimy scarlet cock after they'd just gotten finished grinding their cunts into My mouth)
And though she might say it's a bit squicky, I am sure I can think of one particularly perverse little brown slut who I am sure I could entice into getting into the very nastiness of it all.
Now, about that dream...

 

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