Where's My Bumpy Dildo?

I think I had one of my most unproductive days ever yesterday. Sure, there were lots of things I could have done but what ended up happening was this:

First, yes of course I went to the gym and excercised because as I've explained before, I need to keep my little body in shape and after all, if I'm going to be a good little brown fucking machine, I need to have lots of energy right? For those of you without cocks, I can be your little brown sucking machine instead. Sound good? Okey, so moving on...

I really love it when people send me things. It makes me happy. I wrote a whole thing about how people used to send me more but then I had to stop it because of stalker issues but it turned into a whole long tangent and I decided that would be a better story told on a different day since that's not really what I'm talking about here.

Anyway, so I still get sent a lot of fun stuff by email like pictures, videos, links and its all fun. There was a really cool bondage video that I wanted to see for a while and someone sent it to me. That's good. But it's a huge file that took most of the day to download. That's bad. Now that its done, I can say its a really cool video thing. That's good. But while it was downloading I couldn't do anything on my computer, and yet I couldn't seem to walk away and go do something else. That's bad. Do you see a pattern forming yet?

In the end it was worth it. Its a really cute Asian girl who gets chained up with a metal collar connected to another girl and they are stripped, tortured and generally humiliated outdoors. I haven't seen all of it yet, I have to wait until I have some time and I can relax, pull my panties down a little, slip my hand between my legs and enjoy it properly. There's a right way and a wrong way to enjoy a porn movie. The right way is to either be playing with yourself the whole time (whether you're a guy or girl doesn't matter) or at least have someone else there to play with and to play with you. The wrong way is to watch it like you're watching Star Wars or some other mainstream movie. The point is pleasure, right? See, now that I've told you about it I can see I'm going to have to try and share clips of it, so keep an eye out for that.

Anyway, today has been more productive already. Now if I can just find my bumpy dildo, things will really be looking up!