Sweating with Hot Thai Chicks!
Last night was a fun night. I went out to a club with my Thai friend again (she loves to go to the dance clubs and she's so cute and fun that I can't resist). It was a very cool like trendy kind of club but one of those techno dance kind of places. You know the ones with the pounding music and we had these glow bracelets and necklaces and it was just a lot of fun. It was SO hot though. I wore a little small strap tank top that cut off just above my belly and jeans and believe me...I was a hot Asian chick!
Seriously though, it was so hot. I was just covered in sweat. I mean literally. It was just dripping off my nose and down my body. All of my skin was totally glistening and shiny from the sweat. Everyone was sweating though. There were two guys dancing near us who were totally checking us out. One was kinda cute, the other not so much but both of them looked like they just stepped out of the shower. Of course I think I looked that way too and I spent like an hour on my hair too! Seriously. You may think looking this cute comes naturally but it takes work. See my hair tends to get really big and go all over the place so I have to use a hot straightener on it to flatten and straighten it out after each time I wash it. Hey, a girl has to look her best right?
See, one of the things I like about my Thai friend is she likes to tease the boys (and some girls too) as much as I do. We danced together and were grinding on each other while the boys looked on with their tongues hanging out. We just had so much fun though. Anyway that brings me to the question that I started thinking about. I saw a lot of white guys and a few white girls too with Chinese symbol tattoos. Just because I have slanty eyes doesn't mean I know anything about Chinese, my Thai friend doesn't know about that either because of course Thai is a totally different language, but we looked around and we didn't see any of the Asians there with Chinese symbol tattoos, only the white people.
So what was up with that? I asked a few people about it. A couple knew what the symbol meant and said it was some spiritual expression or had some meaning. But there were other people who had no clue. They made up some bullshit about how it was a connection to eastern mythology or something like that but they couldn't tell you what the character actually means. Maybe its just me but if I had something tattood on my body, I'd want to make damn sure I knew exactly what it was and what it meant. Having something mystical or sexy or whatever is cool, having some guy's grocery list tattood on your body in Chinese is uncool.
Seriously though, it seems more and more that Asian is the in trend thing. Asian food, Asian art, Asian symbols and characters. I read a poll yesterday that said the number of baldng losers landing hot Asian chicks is up 15% so far this year. Is that even a real poll? The nice thing is I was born this way. Here's an example. I went to a club about a year ago that was having an Asian fetish night. If you showed up either in fetish clothes or in Oriental style, you got half off the cover charge. I showed up in a fetish dress and argued they should let me in for free since I AM an Asian and I'm in a fetish. Despite how cute I am, I still had to pay the half charge. Well that's not true. I went with one of my gay friends and he paid. Gay guys are such fun to hang out with. Seriously. Anyway, I think I'll have to talk more about this whole Asian thing another time, it's a big subject! Does this entry sound kind of rambling and all over the place today? I think so too.
Okey, also, I hope you guys enjoyed my little April fools joke yesterday. If not. I don't care. If anyone is having any trouble with any part of the webcage, please let me know okey? That way we can get things straightened out. Chances are, if something affects you, it probably affects other people too. For some reason my saying of the week is cool beenie weenies. Don't ask why. It makes me sound cool.
1 Comments:
*Laughing*...I KNOW what you mean by those tattoos...I once saw a white chick that had the Kanji characters for "Ona" (woman) tattoo'd on the back of her neck...I asked her is she knew what that meant. She rattled on something about "Myseryous Female" or some such nonsence...I said "No, somebody's been bullshitting you! It JUST means WOMAN...Her answer to that was "Well I believe my friend, not you ASSHOLE!!!" END of conversation...Maybe someday she'll be told by an Asian that she'll believe...They do it because they think it's COOL! "Do stupid shit in haste , have tons of time to repent"!!! LOL
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