I'm Giving Up Sex and Deviance to Find My Moral Values...Sorry.

Recently I met some very nice people who I got to know and they helped me see clearly that the way I've led my life hasn't been right. I've come to embrace the Lord and I want to accept his love in my heart. In order to do that, I need to change my ways that have led me astray. I've strayed off of god's path and straight into the devil's hands. I have come to realize that my sexual promiscuity is sinful and not what the Lord would have wanted for me, and that any type of sexual activity that is not in purely for procreation purposes is against the word of God, particularly if it happens outside the sacred institution of marriage. I have further come to realize that this website is an abomination. An evil altar to pray to all that is wicked and unholy.

I have decided to take a vow of chastity until marriage. To cleanse my wicked body and dirty soul so that when I die I can be accepted into God's kingdom and walk with him for all eternity. There can be no doubt that I have misunderstood for too long those who tried so hard to save my soul from eternal damnation. That giving up easy sex and disgusting fetish habits such as bondage is clearly the only way to enter God's good graces. I have sinned but now I ask forgiveness and I hope the rest of you who gain such pleasure from viewing smut and pornography and engaging in unholy and vile sexual acts will also allow the light of the Lord to shine upon your souls so that you too may enter the kingdom of heaven when you are called back to the Lord.

This is what my new friends have made me come to realize and so I will be burning all of my disgusting fetish outfits so that I can dress more like a proper lady, the way the Lord intended and I will resist the temptation to pleasure myself which is sinful and against the word of God....or not.

APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONE. DON'T FORGET TO GO FOOL SOMEONE YOU LOVE TOO.

Small print footnote: I have no problem with people who have faith and religion, that's great for them as long as they don't try and push their stuff on others. It seems that many of the moral complainers of my lifestyle and website tend to use their religion as a reasoning for why what I do is wrong when really it may be wrong for them but that doesn't mean its wrong for me or for you. The point of this wasn't to offend anyone who has strong values based in religion but rather to have a nice April Fools joke while pointing out that if you do believe strongly that we are all God's work, then surely sex, love and pleasure are God's work too and to deny ourselves that is to shun God's work which is probably a bad thing on so many levels. After all, how can you say you love God and God's work while saying that part of God's work is wrong and sinful.

Perhaps the reason why sex is so fun is because procreation is so important huh? If it weren't fun, no one would do it and we would have died off as a species thousands of years ago. Yes I still love sex, I love bondage, I love masturbating myself and I love you too! If anyone has any moral outrage or complaints about this, please address them to the brick wall behind you.