Why do some people go out of their way to be assholes?

Today I am going to go on a little rant because I'm kind of mad and then once its out I can let it go. I went to this meeting yesterday with a friend, it was some Jewish organization or something. He doesn't have any family here in L.A. and wanted a cheering section for when he got some award for completing a leadership program, so I said I would go and be supportive (I'm such a good friend). I went to the center that had the meeting and drove in. The guard at the gate waived me through along with the cars ahead of me and behind me. I got to the bottom of the little hill in my Jeep and was about to turn into the parking lot when another security guy walked over and seemed to want to talk to me.

So, I unzipped my window (yes, it's a Jeep and I had the windows in because it gets a little chilly at night and if I drive with the windows out, it messes up my hair which isn't a problem if I'm wearing a hat or just hanging out but my hair was really nice last night so I didn't want to mess it up. Anyway...) and he said to me to slow it down and I'm going to fast and stuff. Well I wasn't going that fast, though I admit, I do sometimes go faster than some people would like, so I gave him a fake name and said okey and then went off to park.

I purposely drove a little slower and paid attention to my speed. There were huge speed bumps all over the place and I just had my Jeep aligned so I didn't want to mess it up anyway, so I was extra slow over those. It was pretty crowded and I saw a space just as I was driving by it, so I put my Jeep in reverse, then parked in the space. Life is good right? Wrong.

This security guard from the bottom of the hill is walking toward me as I'm walking toward the entrance of the place. He says to me that even after e told me to slow down I was still going way too fast and then he started giving this crap about how it's illegal to backup in the parking lot. I said you mean it's against the law to backup? He said yes. I couldn't believe it was against the law to put your car in reverse. I said, if that's true, how do people get out of their parking spaces? He didn't answer that one.

So he called his supervisor over, a fat old dork in a golf cart who went into a rant about how there were children and I was going way too fast and its illegal to backup and the speed limit is 5 mph. So I said first, show me a single sign on your property that says its illegal to backup or even that the speed limit is 5 mph. Second, what proof do you have that I was going over 5 mph other than the visual estimation by a security guard who I assume is not certified in visual speed detection, and third, where are all of these children you're talking about? (I am a pretty smart girl sometimes, of course sometimes my mouth does get me in more trouble unless it's filled with a gag or a cock or pussy).

Well, the dork didn't like that so he asked if I was a member of the center (clearly I didn't look very Jewish) and I said no and he said that I was trespassing and he would call the police. I replied that I wasn't trespassing since I was invited by a member who was inside getting some award for something. So he wanted to see my license and he wrote down some information on it (presumably so he could file some bullshit report to show that he wasn't sitting on his fat ass all day eating donuts) and then sternly warned me about my behavior. Asshole. I went to the stupid meeting after that in a bad mood and the meeting was really boring too. Plus I was probably the only person in the whole room of a few hundred that wasn't Jewish (which I didn't mind) except I saw some people kind of looking at me in a "what is she doing here" kind of way. I don't think I'll go back there again, no matter how much my friend begs me to. Even a good boot licking (I don't know or care if he's into bdsm) wouldn't get me to go there again. Too much stress! Why do some people (fat dork and his witless employee) go out of their way to show off their power and be assholes?

Anyway, I want to remind you again to check out my forum section. I like to see new posts there whenever I come to visit because I like to respond to them and I do! If you have any thoughts or ideas for my little web-cage, I love to hear that too. Sorry for the rant, I just had to get that out so I could move on. I think next time I'll make up for it by talking about something hot!