Emails, Penises and Foreskin, Oh My!

Today your favorite little Hawaiian slavegirl is going to talk about two things. The email and the penis. In my life, the two are strangely connected. I don't know how many girls like me with websites talk about their email and how its handled, but I'm going to take you backstage in the life of Maliia and let you in on how email goes for me.

First, I respond to a lot of emails. I think its important not only because I like making new friends and sharing things, but also if someone really takes the time to write me, they deserve a response. The ones I respond to and keep up with are the ones where I can see the person took time to really write me and say what was on their mind while still being respectful. They don't make demands in their initial email like let's go have lunch tommorow (are you crazy? I don't even know you) or give me your number or whatever and they seem to realize that the best way to get a response out of me is to focus on who they are, why they are writing me and what they are looking for. I've made a lot of good friends this way, just because the person was interesting and respectful.

On the other hand, I get an amazing amount of email from people who write like 2 or 3 works. Sometimes its a nice little compliment like "you are so hot", or "I love your photos", or a quick question. These are okey. Other times I get pretty rude ones. I wonder if these guys would ever go up to a girl on the street and say "I want to fuck you so bad" or "Suck my cock bitch". If they do, I guess it may explain why they don't get many dates huh? I've responded to short emails before (ones that were a little more respectful than the examples given) a few times but I figured I would put as much time into the email as the person put into theirs. So I write back things like "thank you", or "I'm fine, thanks". They didn't like that too much. So it's okey for them to take 10 seconds to write me a 3 word note, but if I do it I'm a bad person? After a few complaints about that (rude ones too), I just decided why bother.

This brings us to the penis (I bet you were wondering where the penis comes in). I like a nice hard cock as much as the next straight or bi girl. Seriously. This is where I think some guys get confused though. Although I like a nice hard cock and I do have my preferences in terms of size, the cock isn't why I will have sex with a guy. It's not what I look at first or even 10th in making that decision and frankly, seeing a cock with nothing else to go on really doesn't say much about its owner (or maybe it does say something but probably not what the owner was hoping for). You would be amazed at how many emails I get with photos of nothing but a cock and a few words of detail from it's proud owner. I'm just not a pictures of cock kind of girl. I accept that dealing with photos of cocks is just part of what it takes to be a good little web slave, but still, can these guys be serious? I don't think I've ever formed a friendship with anyone who sent me a photo of just his cock, certainly not in the first couple of emails anyway.

Here's a good example of a confusing email, you can decide if the guy was sincerely asking a question, or if he was "advertising" what is probably his best (and perhaps only) asset. I edited it a little just to shorten it up, but you can get the basic idea. Oh, and the spelling is his:

[hey, i need ur help with a sexual issue....well, I am NOT circumcised. i have a very large foreskin. IM not circumcised cuz its asgainst my culture. Im half indian half black.. so.. is that a big deal?? Have you ever dealt with a foreskin before?? if so.. what was it like for you?? Tell me all the details if you could.. I wanna know what your experience was.... Also girls complain about my penis size too.. I dunno if its too small or too big.. but they say its a prob. Im 10 inches erect 6 soft. so.. what doy ou think?? ]

So the question is, does this guy really have sincere questions, is he trying to "pump me" for some hot and horny email dialogue, or does he figure I'll be so overwhelmed by his supposed 10" that I'll drop my panties right away and beg for a good fucking.

Not knowing if he was for real or not, I gave him the benefit of the doubt and answerd him and told him what I thought of foreskins, some of the concerns with them from a woman's point of view and the fact that I would take a guy with a 6" penis who knows what he's doing and knows how to satisfy me over a 10" penis owned by a guy who thinks he's a jackhammer and has no other moves anyday.

So, I suspect I'll keep getting some emails that are short but respectful (I don't mind people writing to tell me I look hot or they like a certain outfit I'm wearing or to ask a question or whatever) , some that are rude, some that are interesting, respectful and creative (I'll almost always respond to those) and lots more penis pictures. So what do you think? I'm I being an uber bitch, is this just too funny for words or do you have another point of view. Let's hear it!